[Psml] A Halloween Story

Sat Oct 31 23:18:52 EDT 2009

Here's a halloween tale to raise the hackles  on the back of your neck  
(whatever those are!)

Happy halloween to you!     
> > A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...   when behind him 
he  hears:

Bump...

BUMP...

Walking  faster, he looks back and through the fog he
makes out the  image of an upright casket banging its way
down the middle of  the street toward  him.

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,  the
casket bouncing quickly behind  him

FASTER...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door,  fumbles with his keys, opens
the door, rushes in, slams and  locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through  his door, with the
lid of the casket  clapping

clappity-BUMP..

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks
himself  in.  His heart is pounding; his head is
reeling; his breath is  coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down  the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams  and reaches for something, anything,
 but all he can find is a bottle of cough  syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the  casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin  stops.

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