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face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT><BR>Here's a halloween tale to raise the hackles
on the back of your neck (whatever those are!)</DIV>
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<P>Happy halloween to you!</P>
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<DIV>> > A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he
hears:<BR><BR><BR>Bump...<BR> <BR>BUMP...<BR> <BR>BUMP...<BR> <BR>Walking
faster, he looks back and through the fog he<BR> makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its way<BR> down the middle of
the street toward
him.<BR> <BR>BUMP...<BR> <BR>BUMP...<BR></DIV>
<DIV>BUMP...<BR></DIV>
<DIV>Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
the<BR> casket bouncing quickly behind
him<BR> <BR>FASTER...<BR></DIV>
<DIV>FASTER...</DIV>
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<DIV>BUMP...<BR></DIV>
<DIV>BUMP... <BR> <BR>BUMP...<BR><BR>He runs up to his door,
fumbles with his keys, opens<BR> the door, rushes in, slams and
locks the door behind him.<BR><BR>However, the casket crashes through
his door, with the<BR> lid of the casket
clapping<BR><BR>clappity-BUMP..</DIV>
<DIV><BR>clappity-BUMP...<BR><BR>clappity-BUMP...</DIV>
<DIV><BR>on his heels, the terrified man runs.</DIV>
<DIV><BR>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks<BR>himself
in. His heart is pounding; his head is<BR>reeling; his breath is
coming in sobbing gasps.<BR><BR>With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down
the door.<BR><BR>Bumping and clapping toward him.<BR><BR>The man screams
and reaches for something, anything,</DIV>
<DIV> but all he can find is a bottle of cough
syrup!<BR><BR>Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...<BR><BR>and,<BR><BR></DIV>
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<DIV>(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)<BR><BR></DIV>
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<DIV>The coffin
stops.<BR></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR></DIV></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>