You might need to take a boating class if you think …
… driving a powerboat is no different than driving a car because they both have a steering wheel.
… those red and green floating things are for commercial boats and ships only.
… your GPS is all you need to get you back to port, day or night.
… your boat doesn’t need a fire extinguisher because it’s surrounded by water.
… you don’t need to wear a life jacket because you’re an excellent swimmer.
